Anyway, here's how day 3 went:
07:00 - 2x slices toast with peanut butter
07:30 - 1x white coffee, 2 sweeteners
10:30 - Plum
12:30 - Last night's spaghetti leftovers
- 1x bunch red grapes (I did NOT eat these all in one sitting)
- 1.5 litres water
19:30 - Pulled pork sandwich on focaccia bun, mixed salad, potato wedges
- 1x glass lemonade
My 3-day diary is now in the hands of PT, and I expect something along the following lines:
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch the Desk of Filth
- Eat something else for breakfast (he has, however, been told that I'm not too keen on milk, so porridge is out, and I'm not making it with water)
- Stop drinking coffee (this will be met with tears and violence)
- Snack on something that isn't an entire bunch of grapes
- Drink more water
- Stop eating pulled pork sandwiches (no can do)
After PT's misdemeanour this morning, I think you have significant bartering power on this front. "Stop eating pulled pork sandwiches? Whatever, PT. Why don't you stop oversleeping??"
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